Arhivă pentru Decembrie, 2010

Priceless: Liberal essence

Posted in Bizarerii with tags , , , , , , on 12 Decembrie, 2010 by ArzuBahar

A book about love and sex with a dolphin.
WHY would ANYONE want to do that? Or read that? OR EVEN approve of that? Or feel sorry for the dolphin?

Anunțuri

What does a student in psychology think through life?

Posted in Bizarerii with tags , , , , , , , , , on 6 Decembrie, 2010 by ArzuBahar

The life story of a psychology student
(my friend inspired me to do this parody, without even saying a word, or knowing about it! zzzzzinggggg She’s a mindfuck! She’s so great!)

Hey! Hello! I like to manipulate people. I’ts because I’m too lazy and want too much attention drawn on myself, that I like making people do stuff for me! When I make friends, I start telling them how great I am and then I make them do stuff, I give them the phone and tell them „PLEASE CALL MY TEACHER, TELL HER YOU’RE ME!”, „oh please, let’s go to MY favorite bar”, „OH PLEAAAASEEE HELP ME WITH THIS PAPER!!”
So I thought – wow, hey, I understand how people react, better than any other people! Why don’t I go study psychology?? Since everybody around me is such an ignorant and I’m such an intellectual, a reader, today’s wise man! All humans are useless! They should be dead! Except my friends…
So there I am in this university, and here I start reading on Freud and debating, because he’s so cool, with his sex is the root of all thoughts routine. At least I heard so! Oh and then we start reading some other stuff, that is so-not-Freud… They are so uncool… I can relate to the sex theory best!!!
So I get my psychology license and I meet this chick in a bar and I want to make her do something for me!
„Hi!
„How are you?”
„Fine. Just got a degree in psychology… And I’m already soooo sick of my patients… Because I don’t care…”
„Wow! You’re a therapist! You can read my mind and understand it too! I love you!!”
„Do you really believe that? Or is it… the fact that you love me is because I represent the archetype of your perfect mate, therefore, you love manipulative and egotistical people!”
„WOW!! OMG YOU FIGURED THAT OUT??? I love you soooo much for understanding me… I wanna marry you!!”
„Whatever… Gimme a sammich!”

Productie romaneasca de jocuri pe iPhone si iPad

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 3 Decembrie, 2010 by ArzuBahar

Craciunul se apropie, iar noi v-am pregatit un joc tematic si frumusel, facut in Romania.
„A Silent Night” este un joc de Craciun, in care tu conduci o sanie cu reni.

Mos Craciun se pregateste pentru lunga sa calatorie in jurul lumii. El trebuie sa colectioneze vise in zbor, pentru a le putea transforma in cadouri pentru copii. Insa el trebuie sa se fereasca de cosmaruri, acestea putand sa-l darame pe Mos. Turtele dulci ii dau viata si il ajuta sa reziste mai mult in aceasta calatorie. In sate, mosul va trebui sa arunce cu daruri doar in casele ce au luminile stinse. Copiii care nu sunt cuminti inca sunt treji la ora tarzie si nu au voie sa primeasca cadouri.

Puteti viziona trailerul pe site-ul jocului.

Sper ca va place! Daca avem succes, vom mai face si mai multe jocuri in viitor. Daca doriti sa ne sustineti, ne puteti da un LIKE pe site.